Keepin’ up with the Gerbers

Merry Chrysler everybody! This is a season for gift giving and joy and breaking things while doing winter sports. However, I am feeling a little fiendish today. Much like a Sour Patch Kid, sometimes you need sour before sweet. So in Grinch-like fashion, here are 9 reasons why Christmas music should only be listened to from December 1–26. Yeah yeah… bah humbug. 1. It is what makes Christmas special Imagine having cake every day for every meal. Wouldn’t it take away from the events you are actually supposed to have it on? Sure, you can have variations: chocolate, vanilla, heck, even a meat cake for our gym bros out there. However, there is something about the timing of having it at the moment of celebration. I believe, similar to having cake every day, listening to Christmas music outside of this time window will take away from the magic compared to when you should listen to it… oh, and probably give you diabetes as well. 2. Whatever happened to variety? How many times can you say “Santa...

A Night of Love, Luck, and Lengthy Price Tags Lights dim as festive music plays, cold air meets warmth as our doors open and close while people are welcomed in, and small hints of applewood can be scented as a roasted turkey captivates the front lobby, wafting sweet aromas into the air. This was a night of love, luck, and lengthy price tags. Hundreds came into our store for a chance to get their loved ones exactly what they want for Christmas, an affordable luxury from a jeweler with over 130 years of priceless expertise. But this was not all. No, this was all about 10,000 dollars of jewelry in a vault that, if you can crack the code, would be going home with you. As I ran the station, trying to look official, shuffling cards and beckoning people in to give a try at guessing the code, an older woman, whose husband admits she was bad luck, walked up to type in her 4 digit code into our vault. As she typed in the code she mentioned, laughing as the first two digits were placed, “I have n...